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Starships Troopers (1997)
You’re some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren’t you?— Johnny Rico
Starship Troopers is a movie that I wanted to see for a long time, because it has become a cult classic to sci-fi geeks since its release in 1997. People said that when it was released that it was terrible. I would not say that it’s terrible. I have some huge issues with the movie, but it was fun.
The film is based on the 1959 novel by Robert Heinlein. The plot revolves around Bueno Aires in the near future where a trio of friends, Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien), Carmen (Denise Richards) and Carl (Neil Patrick Harris) are preparing to graduate from high school that think about what they are going to do with their lives.
They want to enroll in the Federal Service for different reasons. Carmen wants to be a pilot. Carl wants to understand alien species and Rico wants to be there just for Carmen.
After they leave for the Federal Service, the Arachnids attack Earth and thus starts the intergalactic war.
There is so much blood in this movie. It was like a slasher film. Decapitated, mangled, split-apart bodies strewn all over the place.
Watch out for a lot of explosions of red, green, and orange.
The movie was kick ass, but I have some problems with it.
- The teenagers were from Buenos Aires, but they were played by white actors.
- When Carmen gets punctured in the shoulder by an arachnid, ten minutes later she is holding a gun blowing the away.
- The dialogue was too campy for my taste. I had to laugh.
- The romantics rivals Dizzy and Zander (Dina Mayer, Patrick Muldoon) were outrageous.
Judgment: It was a fun ride, but you have to let a lot things go to enjoy it.
Rating: ***1/2
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
Did Doogie Houser just steal my fucking car?— Harold
I was bored on Saturday that I wanted to see a mindless form of entertainment. I thought why not a Harold and Kumar movie? I was going to get the one that was released last year, but I didn’t see the first movie, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. I decided to make it a double feature.
The plot of the movie is very simple. Harold (John Cho) is a stock analyst that has a bunch of new paperwork thrust upon him by his co-worker, Billy (Ethan Embry) so he could party with another co-worker, JD (Robert Tinkler). Harold tries to woo his sexy neighbor, Maria (Paula Garcés), but fails miserably in the process.
Harold and his roommate, Kumar (Kal Penn) get stoned and they watch an enticing commercial for the restaurant chain, White Castle. They decided to have their perfect meal at White Castle.
What happens over the next ten hours take the boys on a wild rise that includes a wild college party, an ugly repairman (Christopher Meloni) and his hot wife (Malin Ackerman), also a run-in with Neil Patrick Harris that is high on E.
There were some bathroom humor that I did not like, the “Battleshits” scene, some of the jokes fell flat. It seemed that Kumar looked more like his was stoned then Harold. The best part of the movie was the end and NPH.
Judgment: I would suggest this movie when you are bored and you want to make fun of two stoners for an hour and a half.
Rating: ***