I tell them you say they no good fighters… and that their mothers have sex with mules.
Being familiar with the Jean Claude Van Damme oeuvre, Kickboxer is not breaking the mold of the typical revenge story martial arts movie. Seeing him doing his signature splits and aerial roundhouse kicks is still quite enjoyable.
This movie starts with a kickboxing match with Eric “The Eliminator” Sloane (Dennis Alexio) defeating another opponent. He has defeated all of the best fighters in America. After the match, a reporter tells him and his manager brother, Kurt (Van Damme) about going to the birthplace of kickboxing, Thailand.
Once in Bangkok, Eric is set up in a match with the barbaric Muay Thai warrior, Tong Po (Michel Qissi). Eric is over-estimates his opponent and he becomes paralyzed from the waist down.
Blinded by the desire for revenge, he seeks out the tutelage of a master Muay Thai teacher, Xian (Dennis Chan) in a straw hut in the middle of the jungle. Xian doesn’t think that Kurt has the chops to defeat.
As in any film of this elk, he falls in love with a girl. In this case, she is Xian’s niece, Mylee (Rochelle Ashana). The local crime boss, Freddy Li (Steve Lee) wants to destroy everything in their lives.
What can I say? The acting is not very good. It was a stretch that Kurt was American. Okay. The fight scenes were too rehearsed to taken seriously.
The only good things about the movie is the skimpy costumes, Haskell Anderson and Dennis Chan.
Judgment: The only way you could enjoy this movie is that you love S&M.
Posted on October 15, 2009, in 1989, Drama, Sports and tagged Dennis Alexio, Dennis Chan, Haskell Anderson, Jean Claude Van Damme, Kickboxer, Michel Qissi, Rochelle Ashana, Steve Lee, Tong Po. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.